Well now, this is awkward
how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE
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U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
My tax dollars finally put to good use
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today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
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i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
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sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
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This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
wow
oh
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the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
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“Where are you going?”
Allison turns slowly, looking at Stiles who’s standing at the bottom of the stairs. She has been trying to leave as quietly as possible, but it seems that Stiles has still been awake to hear the keys turn in the door. She adjusts her bag on her shoulder.
“Is it because of Scott.” It’s not a question, the way Stiles says it. Allison tenses.
“He’s in over his head. I trust in his abilities, but following their pack into the woods alone, for a treaty… that’s madness! He could get himself killed!” Allison knows that Scott wouldn’t approve of her plan. But she will not sit at home and wait helplessly for him to return to safety.
Stiles steps closer, tilting his chin up slightly.
“And you think getting yourself killed by recklessly encroaching on werewolf territory, Alpha territory no less, is any better?”
“What do you want, Stiles?” Allison grits her teeth. She won’t let him stop her. She won’t let him keep her from bringing Scott back alive.
But to her surprise he’s not trying to stop her. Stiles moves closer, pulling his car keys from his hoodie pocket.
“I’m coming with you.”
Allison stares at him.
“Why…why are you helping me with this? You could die!”
Stiles smiles slightly, shrugging.
“Because for him, it’s worth it.”
She’s silent after these words.
There’s really nothing she can add to it.
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School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
harder than a pornstars dick
i am swimming in the amount of tears
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Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
like wtf
wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???
really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu;
hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead
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well if you’re gonna tell me that on notepad is it any wonder i left
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